Hello.
Chatur Singh Two Star residence.
I am calling from A1 refrigerator.
Did you book a fridge?
Yes. I had booked it.
Please deliver it quickly.
We are fed up of drinking warm water.
Give me your address.
Address?
32 24.
Okay. - Police colony.
Okay. - Dadar (West).
Thank you, sir.
Boss. This is Yadav's number.
Last time too when we had booked a mixer..
..you gave Yadav's address.
You paid the EMI.
And Yadav enjoyed the mixer.
What are you doing?
Pappu.
You forgot.
Colonel Shaki always used to say.
A great detective should never reveal his name and address.
The first rule of spying.
The 'Samosa' (Snack) that you are holding in your right hand..
..shouldn't know the amount of sugar in the tea..
..that you are holding in your left hand.
Boss, forget all this.
What are you making me do?
Attacking you repeatedly.
I don't like this.
Pappu.
A famous detective should be alert..
..all the time.
I will just come, boss. - Where are you going?
Boss, to open the door. It must be the milkman.
Without protection?
Who are you?
What's your name?
Where is your house?
What's your address?
What's your phone number? - Control. Control. Control, boss.
Sorry. Sorry. - Okay.
Who are you?
My name is Dilip Kumar.
Yadav.
Tell me. Why did you come here, Babban?
Not Babban, sir. Dilip Kumar.
Yadav.
Who is Babban, boss?
For me every criminal is Babban.
What have you brought in this, Babban?
Milk, sir. Milk.
Milk?
What have you mixed in the milk?
Nothing, sir.
What have you mixed?
Water. Water.
Not water but poison has been mixed in the milk.
Poison?
Drink it. - Drink it.
I will drink it.
The hunter was hunted.
The poison is slowly showing its effect.
Pappu ask him.
How do you feel, Babban?
Great, sir.
If I had a few slices of bread, my breakfast would have been complete.
Boss, he is enjoying.
Get out.
Mr. Chatur.
Tomorrow should I bring milk here?
Or drink it at home?
How do you know I am Chatur?
Munwa told me.
Mr. Chatur is very clever.
Like a kid.
Will you leave? Or should I shoot you?
"Chatur Singh."
"Singh. Singh. Singh."
Who are you?
How did you come here? Leave. Get out.
I am a genius.
Pappu.
You even know my name.
Boss, it's you.
I couldn't recognize you, boss. Wow!
Pappu, tell me.
How do I look?
You won't beat me if I tell you, will you?
You fool.
Tell me. How do I look? Tell me.
You look like a pimp.
What?
Yes, boss.
You look like a pimp.
Idiot.
I am a pickpocket.
A pickpocket.
Thieves, thugs, criminals hesitate to commit crime..
..when they see a policeman.
That's why I don different disguises and venture out.
So that they commit crime.
And I catch them red-handed.
Boss, I am blessed to serve you.
Why are you touching my feet, Pappu?
Please.
Boss, your bag.
Your uniform and ID are inside.
This object could be an explosive.
It means, any unidentified object could be a bomb.
Wow!
I think God heard my prayer today.
Your attention please, platform number five..
..will depart on 11:40.
Will depart from platform number one.
Hey, wrestler. Will I get the goods?
I am telling you for the last time.
I am not a pimp.
I am a pickpocket. A pickpocket.
Listen. I am a pickpocket.
I am a pickpocket. Okay?
Take care of your purse.
Keep it inside.
Okay.
An unidentified bag.
It must be a bomb.
Hold my bag.
There is a bomb inside.
Hello.
I am leaving.
It's flour.
It's flour. - It's flour.
It's flour.
It's flour. - It's flour.
Yes. It's flour.
Leave. Move.
No need to worry.
This area is safe.
Move. Move.
What safe?
You dropped all the flour.
I got it ground from Goregaon.
My traveling expense.
Cost of wheat and flour.
Give me Rs.500.
Give me Rs.500. - Give him his money. Come on. Quick.
My bag.
Mister. - What?
That pickpocket ran away with it. Catch him.
What were you saying?
You were screaming since a long time.
"I am a pickpocket. I am a pickpocket."
Now, you are blaming somebody else. Tell me.
Mister, I am not a pickpocket. I am a policeman.
Policeman? He is fooling us.
Beat him.
"Chatur Singh."
"Singh. Singh. Singh."
Everybody bend down properly.
Properly. Bend.
Sir.
I have got hold of a new thug.
Tell him also to bend down.
Why?
It's sir's new style.
Come on. Come on. Quickly..
Oh, my.
Who are you?
I know you. Who are you?
Tell me. Tell me. Who are you?
Who am I?
I won't tell you.
Oh, my.
Your voice also sounds familiar.
Look. Tell me.
Tell me quickly. Who are you? Otherwise I will shoot you.
Tell me. Who are you?
Whether you shoot me or kill me.
I won't tell you.
Look. Look, I know you. Tell me. Who are you?
You know me.
I know you.
You are Dagru from Dagru shanty, aren't you?
Your wife calls you by this name.
Oh, my.
He even knows the private name of my private life.
Forget this.
15 years ago you had got a red sweater in dowry.
You wear it during summer like Dev Anand.
Oh, my. Oh, my. He even knows about the sweater.
Forget the sweater.
I even know about the nylon underwear..
..that you have worn under your pants.
Underwear.
How do you know everything about me?
Sir, I will tell you.
"Chatur Singh."
Sir, now recognize him.
Chatur Singh Two Star.
Depression. Blood pressure. Relaxation. Tension.
Laughter.
Which pill should I give you, sir?
These pills are a thing of the past, Kulkarni.
Now, police commissioner R.K Sinha doesn't need these pills.
I had to take these pills because of whom?
No. Tell me. Tell me.
Police commissioner Sinha had to..
..take these pills because of whom?
Chatur Singh Two Star, sir.
Chatur Singh Two Star.
But Chatur Singh Two Star is missing for the past ten days.
We have not received news of his new activity.
I think that fool has realized his folly.
And he has returned to his village. - Right, sir.
Your phone is ringing. Answer it.
Your phone is ringing.
Mine? My phone is dead.
Landline, sir.
The landline phone is ringing.
Hel.. Hello.
Inspector Yadav reporting, sir.
Yes, Yadav. Tell me.
How are you? How is everyone at home?
Fine? Your parents, wife, children? And girlfriend?
Everybody is fine, sir. But I am not fine, sir.
What happened to you?
Chatur Singh, sir.
Chatur Singh.
What did Chatur Singh do?
What did he not do, sir? What did he not do?
He has wrecked havoc in the entire police station, sir.
He has wrecked havoc in the entire police station.
Hold on a moment. Give me my pill. - Which one?
Laughter. Hold on. Hold on.
Now, tell me. What did Chatur Singh do?
First he went to a railway station, dressed as a pickpocket.
Chatur Singh went to a railway station..
..dressed as a pickpocket. Then?
He had neither his ID nor his uniform.
Chatur Singh had neither his ID nor his uniform.
He claimed that a flour box contains a bomb..
..and thus he spread terror amongst the people, sir.
He claimed that a flour box contains bomb..
..and thus he spread terror on the platform.
Then? Then?
Sir, he sat in my police station for two hours.
But he didn't reveal his name, sir.
Sir, I am losing my temper.
I will go crazy, sir.
You will go crazy. But I have already gone crazy. - Sir.
I feel as if tiny atom bombs of rage are bursting in my body.
Sir. Sir, please control. BP.
I will shoot Chatur Singh.
Shoot him, sir.
I will hang him on the noose.
Hang him on the noose, sir.
I will inject him poison.
Give him, sir. Give him a poisonous injection.
Take it easy, sir. Please.
Hold me. Give me a hug. - Sir. Sir.
Now, leave me.
What are you doing? Leave me.
Leave me.
Smarty, come. - Sir. Sir, leave.
Change the getup.
Sir, I have got hold of this pickpocket.
He was stealing somebody's bag.
When I caught him, he said a fool has given it to him.
Boss, who will be so foolish?
Show me your face.
You won't be pleased to see my face, sir.
Turn around.
You!
Boss, you know him?
I mean, he looks like a pickpocket.
Do you know?
That innocent man had to face a lot of problems because of you.
Boss, you even know that fool?
He is not a fool.
I trusted him.
Me? - I..
That man trusted him.
Shall I put him behind bars? - Yes.
Come. Come. - One moment.
I will put you behind bars. Come. - One moment.
One moment.
'Tell him also to bend.'
Tell him to bend.
Bend? - Bend?
It's third degree's new technique.
Sir, shall I say something that I am not in the position to say?
No.
Say something that's beneath you.
Tell me.
Sir, it's quite an old idea.
Nowadays a latest idea has come in the market.
Is that so? - Yes.
You should use it.
Shall I show you? - Yes.
It's here. It's here. The chair is here, sir.
Sit.
Assume that you are sitting in an airplane.
Fold your legs.
Passengers, tie your seatbelt.
Tie your hands. Hands. Hands.
Yes.
Here is the airplane.
Has the plane taken off?
No, boss. It has landed. He ran away.
I will go and catch him.
You shouldn't trust such men.
You are right, boss.
Wow! What a story!
What is the story, boss?
Pappu, I wish you were educated.
And you had read Colonel Shaki's novel..
..'Udti Mem Chipakta Saap'.
In this novel, Colonel Shaki has discussed kidnapping.
Kidnapping is committed not by a lone man but by an entire gang.
Boss, what a theory!
Pappu. - Yes, boss.
In the future we will solve all kidnapping cases..
..with the aid of Colonel Shaki's novel.
Yes, boss.
What an idea!
Colonel Shaki.
Who has been kidnapped?
My cat. My cat.
Cat?
Cat's name?
I had a cat. A cat called Silky.
Why are you singing?
I am a musician.
How are you talking to me! Do you know who I am?
Who are you? - What?
Old man.
I am the only son of industrialist Nanda.
Kabir Nanda.
You are Mr. Nanda's son?
Sir. Sir.
Sir, there is a kidnapping case.
Boss. Boss.
Boss.
Boss. Boss, there is a kidnapping case.
Where? Where?
Boss, here. Here.
Just see. I will solve this case in three minutes.
Sir, he is famous industrialist..
Until boss doesn't solve the case, nobody will speak.
Pin drop silence. Finger on your lips.
He is the kidnapper.
What do you do?
I am a musician.
I have a band.
He calls his gang 'band'.
Who is in your gang?
In your band?
Me. Sandy. And a sweet boy Mandy.
Me.
Sandy.
A sweet boy Mandy.
Who has been kidnapped and from where?
Silky from Carter Road.
He kidnapped Silky.
Where was Mandy?
He was driving his red hot Ferrari.
Mandy came there in a Ferrari.
Mandy and he put Silky in the Ferrari.
And they drove away in the Ferrari.
Where was Sandy?
He was in his warehouse, a place in Bhiwandi.
Both of them put Silky in the car.
And locked him in Sandy's warehouse in Bhiwandi.
Arrest him. - Yes, sir.
No. No. - Come on.
Daddy. Daddy. - Find both of them.
I say arrest him.
Daddy. Daddy. - Come on. Daddy later.
Daddy. - I say arrest him.
I won't spare you.
Arrest him.
You solved the case within three minutes, boss.
Two minutes 40 seconds.
I am blessed to serve you.
Boss, your novel 'Sar Kati Laash'.
The minister is calling.
My nose, sir.
Yes, minister sir.
Police commissioner R.K. Sinha..
..saying good morning to you, sir.
Sinha.. - Just a minute, sir. Just a minute, sir.
I want to say something before you say anything, sir.
Sir, there is no need if you want to sing my praises.
Sir, if you want to be proud of me.
That is not needed either.
Because whatever police commissioner did was his duty.
In spite of this, if you still want to praise me..
..do it wholeheartedly. Hold on a minute.
Let me put it on speaker phone.
Shut up, Sinha.
I don't want to hear your nonsense.
I have called up not to praise you but to take you apart.
Why would you take me apart? What have I done?
Who is this creature named Chatur Singh?
Chatur Singh. What has Chatur Singh done, sir?
That fool has put famous businessman..
..Nanda's son behind bars.
Do you know how big a man Nanda is?
Sir, give me permission. I'll shoot Chatur Singh.
And I will hang him.
And I'll give him a poisonous injection up his.. Sir.
Sir, please.
You give me an injection.
Chatur Singh two star reporting, sir.
If you step on my leg, I will shoot you.
And I will hang him.
And I'll give you a poisonous injection.
And why are you wearing this raincoat?
Sir, this isn't a raincoat.
It is the mission's coat.
Tell me what the mission is.
Don't waste time.
What is the mission?
Mission industrialist Nanda, sir.
Mission. How dare you arrest industrialist Nanda's son?
To be honest, sir. I didn't have the courage at first.
But with God's grace and your blessings..
..the mission was completed.
That's fine.
But I'm not praising you. I'm humiliating you.
You must feel bad.
I must feel bad.
Sir, where are you humiliating me?
God, in what language should I explain to him?
It is 10.30, sir.
I guess someone's hearing us. - Here?
Here. In this room.
"Singh. Singh."
Stop him.
I'll kill him. - It's okay. It's okay.
No one's hearing us, sir.
This area is safe.
Chatur Singh Two Star, you're suspended for 15 days.
Okay, sir.
Mr. Kulkarni. Your turn. Your turn.
Yes.
Stay with us on our channel. And..
All of us are outside Agriculture minister..
..Y.Y. Singh's house.
High court has cancelled his bail application..
..in the 50 million sugarcane scam.
This year's sugarcane yield is in the government warehouse.
But no one has any clue where the sugarcane juice has been sold.
There is just a little time before the minister goes to jail.
I wonder what would be his condition.
You fool, pack all the things properly.
Don't miss anything.
I am packing everything.
Your clothes, your shoes. Your Chyawanprash.
And your ipod too.
So why are you crying?
I am going to a jail.
These days all the ministers have to go to jail.
But for how long..
No ifs and buts..
Don't forget my lucky red hanky.
I can live without you.
But never without red colour.
"The hottest girl around."
"Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.."
Ms. Soniya, why hasn't the minister come out yet?
Ms. Soniya, tell us why is the minister..
..making the police wait for so long?
No comments.
Sir, the media and police are waiting for us outside.
We must go.
You're my secretary.
You know my wife so well.
She is slow in every regard.
The leader has come.
Stop! Hey!
Back up!
The PR statement..
Sir, what happened to you?
Sir! - Sir!
What happened? - Sir!
What happened?
Call the ambulance.
Hello. City hospital.
What?
Why are you staring your eyes out?
Haven't you ever seen 'Tandoori' chicken before?
Sir, people outside feel that your condition is very serious.
What disease do I tell the media?
That is no big deal. Say anything.
Brother, listen to me today.
T.T's whistle says that you have AIDS.
I am doomed.
Shut up, you fool.
Soniya, you're the secretary.
Handle the media.
Tell them something. Say something.
Agriculture minister Y.Y. Singh is admitted to the City hospital.
He has no threat from anyone in the country.
But he could pose grave threat to the country.
It's the misfortune of the police..
..that we have to provide security to ministers like him.
Yadav, I want the job of the minister's security be given to you.
Sir, I am feeling really proud taking this charge.
Very good.
And I am as sorry while leaving it.
What do you mean?
Sir, my wife is supposed to deliver this week.
You didn't tell me your wife is expectant.
I came to know just yesterday, sir.
You found out just yesterday..
Okay.
Bakur, this is your responsibility.
Yes sir. - Good, sir.
But no, sir. - Why, sir?
I have my piles operation this week, sir.
You didn't tell me you have piles.
You don't believe me, sir.
Would you like to see? - No.
Show it to Yadav. - What, sir?
Piles. - Okay, sir.
So what excuses others have? Tell me. Tell me.
My sister is getting married, sir.
Sir, my sister has had a baby.
Sir, my sister's child is getting married.
But there must be some officer..
..who can take up the minister's security.
Sir, there is. - Who?
Non corrupt. Non intelligent. And full of nonsense.
Whom you have suspended?
Who the hell is this?
Chatur Singh Two Star.
"Wow!"
"Singh. Singh. Singh."
"Chatur Singh coming."
"Swing that thing."
"Drum beats drumming.
"Here comes the king."
Sitar strings humming."
"Now you're going to meet the smart, crazy kind of guy so.."
"Wham bamm bam. Daddy of the clever."
"Slam damm damm.. I may shine forever."
"Pump up the jam and you will never say never."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"You better beware. Anyone dares to lock horns with him."
"Don't even dare. He won't spare you.."
"You beware. It'll only mean trouble for you."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He's the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"Wow!"
"Lets do the Chatur Singh thing now."
"We are going to do the Chatur Singh thing now."
"If you're looking for your long lost brother."
"If you're worried that your beloved is unfaithful."
"Call him home. Don't worry about money."
"Because he is a cute, loveable, simple kind of a guy."
"High, high, high.. in no hurry."
"So why, why, why.. are you so sorry?"
"Bye, bye, bye.. you never have to worry."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"Say, who India's son is."
"Hey the king the don."
"The one icon. He is the heart stealer."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"Are you all ready for these?"
"Where's the case? What is he involved in?"
"Leader of the race. A master in everything."
"Don't be afraid. Whether is a murderer or killer."
"Where's the case? What is he involved in?"
"Leader of the race. A master in everything."
"Don't be afraid. Whether is a murderer or killer."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"Sing, sing do in the same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
Yes, Sinha. Why did you call me?
How dare you call me Sinha?
I didn't say anything, sir.
How dare you call me Sinha?
I guess you're forgetting that you had suspended me for 15 days.
Today is the just the fourth day.
I felt sorry for you. So I reinstated you.
In that case, Chatur Singh reporting, sir.
If you step on my leg, then let me tell you..
Chatur Singh, you have to go for an important work.
Doctors, paanwalas and engineers go to work, sir.
A detective goes on a mission.
How can you say that? - I mean?
I mean? - How can you..?
Keep quiet.
I didn't mean that.
This is the mission.
Agricultural minister Y.Y. Singh has been hospitalized.
His life is in no threat from anyone.
You have to sit outside his room on a nice chair..
..like a good guard.
You just have to guard.
Don't try to act smart. Okay?
This mission is fraught with danger.
But it's Chatur Singh's hobby and profession to play with danger.
Job will be done, sir. - Okay. Good. Good.
It is 12.30, sir.
It is 12.30, sir. - It is 12.30.
I guess someone's hearing us.
No one's hearing us.
You don't need to tear or break anything.
Get out, Chatur Singh.
In that case, Chatur Singh getting out, sir.
"I'm Chatur Singh. Two Star."
Who is patient Y.Y. Singh here?
What do you mean who? Me.
Can't you see?
What you see isn't there?
And you can't see what is there.
Pappu.
Great detective Chatur Singh Two Star.
Your safety is his responsibility.
Okay. Okay.
Sit outside. Come on.
Let me investigate before that.
Excuse me. Who are you?
Well, I..
Mr. Detective, she is my wife.
What is in your hands?
This. This is orange juice.
Pappu, send this to the forensic lab.
For testing. - Yes boss.
Someone's hearing us.
"Singh. Singh."
Oh God!
What? What?
As I had said. Someone is overhearing us.
Idiot. He's my Bhai (don).
Which company's Don?
Don't be afraid of any don as long as Chatur Singh is here.
He is my brother.
I know. It is so hot.
Where is the switch of the fan?
Boss, there are lots of switches here.
My brother is doomed.
What's happening?
What is he saying?
I guess he is talking in code.
That's unique.
I think..
He is asking to switch it off.
Who is this crazy man? Throw him out.
Throw him out.
Sir, listen to me.
No. You listen to me.
Get out. Out.
Or I'll shoot you. Out.
But your security is our..
To hell with my security.
Get lost. Out.
Don't come inside even if firing takes place here.
Don't come inside even if I die.
Don't come inside. - He ran away.
Don't come inside.
Sister, why are you crying?
Has there been a robbery in the house?
But treadmill, plasma, sofa, painting. Everything is there.
The DVD player is also there. - Then?
Your brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law! No, brother-in-law.
You can't leave us. - No. No. He isn't dead.
He is alive.
He has been stolen. Yes. From the gym.
He was coming out after working out.
Two goons abducted him.
Who is this?
Is it your brother-in-law?
Hello.
A very good morning to you, Soniya.
Who is this? - Charlie.
You are really worried about brother-in-law, right?
I won't spare you if anything happens to my brother-in-law.
Tony.
Soniya, save me.
These people will kill me.
They are very dangerous people.
Brother-in-law, are you okay?
Hello. Are you alive? - Yes.
But without the protein shake.
They haven't offered me a glass of 'Lassi' (sweet butter milk)..
..since six hours.
What!
Brother-in-law, you know me, don't you? Don't worry at all.
I'm there. I'll fix everything.
Give the phone to Chaplin.
Mr. Chaplin, please talk.
Yes Chaplin? - Charlie.
Whatever. What do you want?
Y.Y. Singh. - Y.Y. Singh?
Yes, Soniya. Don't refuse. Please.
Or we'll also be sorry about your brother-in-law's death.
Actually, I want to play a small game with Y.Y. Singh.
And you'll have to help us in this.
Listen carefully, Soniya.
City hospital. VIP suite.
Where Y.Y. Singh has been admitted.
You just have to bring him to the balcony.
That's it. Simple.
What nonsense is this?
Why would he do that if I ask him to?
He will for sure, Soniya.
Soniya, have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?
You look so beautiful.
Soniya, and if you wear a red sari to go with your..
..beautiful face, Y.Y. Singh will even jump off the balcony.
And what if I refuse from doing all this?
Tony. - Soniya, save me.
Do as they say or they'll kill me.
Look Charlie, I accept all your terms.
But nothing should happen to my brother-in-law.
And he must get protein shake from time to time.
And vitamins too. - And vitamins too.
That's like a good girl, Soniya.
And yes, Soniya. Remember. Red sari.
"Yo. I am the hottest girl around."
"Come on."
"I am the hottest girl around."
Who are you?
Excuse me.
What's your name?
Soniya.
Beautiful name.
What's your relationship with Y.Y. Singh?
I am his secretary.
Will you even frisk me?
"Yeah."
I feel like doing that. But you are clean.
You can go.
Can I ask your name?
Chatur Singh.
You will remember my name, won't you?
Of course.
Now, I will go?
When will we meet again?
If my luck is bad, very soon.
God willing.
Boss, why didn't you frisk that girl?
Does she look like a criminal, Pappu?
How can you say that for sure?
I have seen in her eyes.
A girl with such innocent eyes..
..can't be a criminal.
I am blessed to serve you.
Pappu, please.
Please, Pappu.
Boss, your stick.
Ouch.
'He is not looking at me.'
What are you looking at, sir?
"Baby, I can take it no more."
"Oh, yeah."
"I can't take it."
"Take it."
"Take it no more."
Sir, you know me, don't you?
I can give you the cheque and the file while standing.
So please. Don't force me to sit besides you.
Sit, Soniya.
Sir, why are you staring at me?
Am I not looking nice?
You are looking so nice that I will have to become bad.
"Oh, yeah."
"No one. No one."
"Pearl bangles and pearl necklace."
"My youth is yours."
"Pearl bangles and pearl necklace."
"My youth is a bazaar."
"Why are you thinking so much?"
Boss, control.
"Why are you thinking so much?"
"I am a jungle doe."
"Hunt me."
"This close."
"No one. No one."
"There is merriment as well as chance."
"Embrace me."
"Youth is not going to wait."
"There is merriment as well as chance."
"Embrace me."
"Youth is not going to wait."
"My youth is so charming."
"Anyone who touches me gets a jolt."
"It's a virgin body."
"Put your mark on it."
What are you doing, boss?
Is somebody watching? - No one is here.
"Don't keep any debts, beloved."
"Why are you thinking so much?"
"I am a jungle doe."
"Hunt me."
"What price will you give if I make you forget everything?"
"Oh, yeah."
"I will show you the world in a moment."
"What price will you give if I make you forget everything?"
"I will show you the world in a moment."
"I will sway my thin waist."
"I will make you fall at my feet."
"Make me your beloved."
"Or spend your nights alone."
"Why? Why? Why?"
"Why are you thinking so much?"
"I am a jungle doe."
"Hunt me."
Boss, there was firing inside.
Don't worry, Pappu.
They must be watching an action movie.
'Ram Babu'.
Not 'Ram Babu'. It's Rambo.
I know. I know that.
Agriculture minister Y.Y. Singh's personal secretary..
..Soniya Verma has been arrested today for murdering him.
Soniya was present at the crime scene.
But the motive of murder is still not clear.
Y.Y. Singh's murderer Soniya is in Chatur Singh's custody.
It's a very delicate case.
I am afraid Chatur Singh might again do something foolish.
But where is Chatur Singh?
Chatur Singh Two Star reporting, sir.
What if you had stepped on my foot?
I want to talk to you urgently.
I also want to talk to you urgently.
I was thinking of something.
I was also thinking of something.
I was thinking about someone.
I was also thinking about someone.
I was thinking about Soniya.
What?
You are thinking about Soniya at this age, sir.
Shut up. I wasn't thinking from that angle.
Soniya will be presented in the court after three days.
And it's your responsibility to take her there.
Sir, Soniya is innocent. She is not the killer.
The court will decide whether she is guilty or innocent.
But it's your responsibility to take her..
..to the court without being careless.
I will fulfill this responsibility all my life, sir.
Shut up. And get out from here.
Chatur Singh getting out, sir.
Mr. Kulkarni.
Sir, this file.. - Constable.
Yes. Tell me. Whom do you want to meet?
Ms. Soniya. I am her lawyer.
Go in. - Thank you.
How are you, Soniya?
Who are you?
My name is Tony.
I am not a lawyer.
Charlie has sent me.
Where have you people got me stuck!
Had I known that all of you are going to kill Y.Y. Singh..
..I would have never agreed to do this work.
Relax, Soniya.
Charlie is very happy with your work.
Just shut up.
I did whatever all of you wanted.
Where is my brother-in-law?
The work is still not over.
Charlie wants you to go to South Africa.
South Africa.
All of you have got crazy.
Let me finish.
We aren't sending you there for a vacation.
Actually, 500 crores that Y.Y. Singh got from the sugarcane scam..
..he gave it to some don in South Africa called Gullu Gulfam.
They were partners in crime, you know.
We want you to get hold of the diamonds for us.
Why will I do that?
Because instead of rotting in an Indian prison all your life..
..it is better that you go to South Africa.
And begin a new life.
Who will get me out of here?
Chatur Singh.
He will get you out of here.
I will take you to South Africa.
Just wait for the opportunity.
Good luck, Soniya.
Boss.
Today, you have to give third degree to Soniya.
And you are crying.
You should be charged up, boss. Charged up.
How do I give third degree to that innocent girl?
You will have to do it, boss. You will have to do it.
You are a police officer.
And you will have to fulfill your duty.
Whatever work you do, do it carefully.
Soniya is coming, boss.
What will I say to her?
Soniya.
Ms. Soniya.
You are Sonu.
How do you know my childhood name?
It is the job of a famous detective.
And it's also the job of a famous detective..
..to give me third degree.
Pick up your stick.
Break my hands and feet.
Beat me.
Mr. Chatur Singh.
Look into my eyes once.
Do I look like a criminal?
Don't show me your eyes. Please.
Mr. Chatur Singh, please.
I am innocent.
Leave.
Otherwise..
Otherwise what?
You will give me third degree? You will beat me?
How can you think that I will beat you?
Constable, take her. Please.
Fine. I will go on my own.
But.
You were the only one whom I trusted.
You also turned out to be like the rest.
If possible..
"Chatur Singh."
..forgive me.
"Chatur Singh, two star."
Sonu. - "Chatur Singh."
What work do you have?
Helping Soniya escape from prison.
Come on.
Are you crazy?
She has been accused of murdering Y.Y. Singh.
I will lose my job.
If you lose your job, come to us, Mr. Yadav.
You won't lose your job.
Because you don't have to do this job.
You have to make somebody else do it.
Who?
Chatur Singh.
'This area is safe.'
'No problem.'
Listen.
Not there. Here. Listen.
I have some important information.
What?
Soniya didn't murder Y.Y. Singh.
What are you saying?
I also felt so.
That she can't be the killer.
Have you read famous spy writer Colonel Shaki's new novel?
'Asli Katil Kaun'?
I didn't read it. When was it published?
Two days ago.
Colonel Shaki has clearly written.
Things are not what they appear to be.
And truth is not always seen.
Colonel Shaki.
You are great.
There is only one way to nab the real killer.
Help the imprisoned criminal flee from prison.
And then follow him.
Yes.
Because after fleeing from prison..
..he won't take rides in Essel World.
He will directly go to the real killer.
Am I wrong?
Colonel Shaki can't be wrong.
But don't tell Chatur Singh. - Why?
Otherwise he will show some feat and from two star..
..he will become three star Chatur Singh.
Is that so? - Yes.
Let's go home.
Chatur Singh hears even the minutest sound.
Now, nobody can stop me from getting three star.
Sir, we will die.
We will lose our job, sir.
Sir, I have a wife and two children.
Have mercy on me, sir.
Sir, I have two wives and a child.
I feel ashamed of working in your department.
Same here. - Shut up.
Boss wants to say that all of you will..
..have to help Soniya flee from here.
Pappu.
Explain the plan to them.
Yes, boss.
This is the world map.
This area is called India.
Boss, I can't find ***** in the world map.
Pappu.
This mission is from Santacruz to Andheri.
How did the world map come into the picture?
No problem.
So listen. - Sir.
My mission is that all of you will help Soniya flee.
No.
I will follow her.
No. - By following her, I will reach to the real killer.
No.
I will have a boxing match with him.
And karate.
I will gouge out his eyes.
I will strangulate him, put him behind bars..
..and prove that Soniya is innocent.
Who made this plan, sir?
The one and only Chatur Singh Two Star.
No.
"Chatur Singh Two Star." - Listen further.
Where did everybody go?
Boss, after hearing your plan everybody fell at your feet.
"Chatur Singh Two Star."
Make preparations.. to help Soniya flee.
Ma'am, your food.
Give her food. Have it.
Listen.
Bring a Banarasi betel leaf for me.
Hello.
I can't hear.
I think it's disconnecting.
I will do one thing. I will come out and talk.
Okay? One moment. Have your dinner.
Yes. Hello. I can't hear. - "Chatur Singh. Two star."
"Chatur Singh."
She is coming. Go to sleep, Sakharam.
"Chatur Singh."
"Two star."
"Chatur Singh."
"Two star. Chatur Singh."
She is coming. Don't look there. - Okay.
Let's leave.
Come on.
Boss. Boss.
Boss, something is missing.
What?
What did Colonel Shaki say?
To help the girl flee.
After that you have to follow her too.
I forgot.
What?
What are you saying?
Okay.
I got a call from the immigration.
Soniya left for South Africa by the afternoon flight.
Sir, I know it's my fault.
Fault?
It's not a mistake, Chatur Singh. It's a crime.
Until now I used to think that you are a foolish person.
But you are a threat to our country.
In the eyes of law, the one who helps a criminal is also a criminal.
You know this, don't you? - Sir.
Give me one more chance. Please, sir.
Chance.
And me.
Look, law can give you whatever punishment it wants.
But if I had been the judge, I would have given you death penalty.
You were very proud of your two star.
Henceforth you will be Chatur Singh with no star..
..and not Chatur Singh Two Star.
Sir, please. Give me one chance.
Give me one chance. Give me one chance.
Chatur Singh, don't spoil my mood by begging like that.
Your hearing is to be held today.
And I'm very happy about that.
Sir, please understand.
Understand what, Chatur Singh?
What's going on?
Hello.
So sad to hear about the minister's demise.
But congratulations on replacing him.
Tell me. What can I do for you?
Any information on my husband's murderer? - Not yet.
But now I have taken the case in my hands.
Now we will know for sure.
Ma'am, I want to talk to you.
But ma'am doesn't want to talk you.
Mr. Kulkarni, take him away. Please.
Sir. - Let him speak.
What do you want to say?
Ma'am, I know all this happened because of my mistake.
But give me one chance.
This isn't just a case.
This is about my pride and the respect of my work.
But ma'am doesn't want to give you any chance. That's it.
My heart says that he is speaking the truth.
But ma'am.. - Just a minute.
I have decided.
I'll speak to the chief minister.
And take special permission for Chatur Singh.
Make arrangements for him to go to South Africa.
South Africa. Chatur Singh coming
"Chatur Singh."
Good morning, Mr. Chatur Singh.
"Chatur Singh."
"Thing. Thing. Doing that same thing."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
Welcome to South Africa, Mr. Chatur Singh.
Enjoy your stay.
Taxi.
Who are you? - I am taxi driver, sir.
I will drop you wherever you want to go.
Come on, let's go in your taxi.
Taxi isn't there.
Taxi is here, sir.
This is a taxi. - Yes sir.
See. Taxi's keys. Light. This is dust filled carburettor.
This is the horn.
There is dickey at the back.
And this is the seat.
Sit on this seat.
I will drop you wherever you want to go.
Got it? You are mad.
Everyone says so. But I don't agree. - Move. Let me go.
But I don't understand why you aren't boarding my taxi.
I have been driving taxi since I was two years old.
I am five years old now.
Everyone knows me in Pahadgunj.
Pahadgunj. This isn't Pahadgunj.
This is Cape town. - This is Pahadgunj.
Look there. Pahad (mountain).
Look over there. Ganj (bald).
Pahad-Gunj.
You're right. - Yes. - No.
Mr. Chatur Singh. Come. Let's go.
Babban.
Whose man are you, Babban?
Me. I'm wife's man.
And I am not Babban. I am Lallan alias Laili.
I am Chatur Singh.
But how do you know?
It is written Vikram Vaital on the trunk in such big letters.
This is Vikram Vaital.
It is Chatur Singh written on it.
That is how I read it.
Where would you like to go?
I won't tell you.
Then sit here. Your visa will be over.
Then go to Rampur and celebrate honeymoon.
In the case, I want to go to table..
Table Be hotel. Table Be hotel.
But I will only have coffee there.
I will stay elsewhere.
And I mustn't tell this to anyone.
Correct. - I will be at the table.
And I'll drop you wherever you have to go.
I..I..I..I didn't tell him.
Should I kill the rascal?
Taxi can stop working. But it doesn't die.
Everything will be alright.
Go home. Go home.
He is a nice man.
He seems to be crazy.
Seems to be!
"Chatur Singh Two Star."
"Chatur Singh.. superstar."
May I help you, sir?
One room, please.
Are you Indian?
Yes. Of course.
So speak in Hindi, sir. I'm also Indian.
Soniya Verma.
Hi. Room 735. Please.
Nice statue. - Thank you.
Surprising. She didn't recognize me.
Soniya Verma. 735.
Chatur Singh. 736.
Pappy, you? - Yes. Me.
How did you get here?
A disciple is where the guru is.
I was on your flight. - On my flight?
I didn't see you.
I was in the business class.
And you?
I..
I was flying the plane.
Sir.. You were flying the plane.
What great flying, boss!
Boss, my first ever foreign trip.
First time in a plane.
And that plane's driver was you.
Not a driver, idiot. Pilot. Pilot.
Pilot. I am so lucky.
Pappu. Pappu. - No.
No silly. What are you doing, silly?
God bless. God bless.
Boss, your passport.
They won't let you go without this.
I know that. I know that.
What is this? You have been drinking beer ever since we've arrived.
Come on, we have to leave.
Chatur Singh is staying in our hotel.
Relax, Soniya.
What threat could that idiot be to us?
As it is, he is your admirer.
You. What are you trying to say?
I mean hug him instead of running away from him.
Soniya, Chatur Singh will help us get ..
..to Gullu Gulfam and those diamonds.
But why would he do that?
Because that fool is convinced that you are innocent.
That is the truth. I have been framed.
I had to flee here from India because of you.
Yes Soniya. But don't forget you're doing ..
..all this for your dear brother-in-law.
I wonder what all I am compelled to do in helplessness.
Using a simple innocent man..
I'm ashamed of myself.
Boss, where are you going?
I am off to do shopping.
Shopping? Are you here to solve the case or to shop, sir?
I am not shopping for myself, but for the country.
New mission. New get up.
One more thing.
We will be using a code.
I will knock on the door thrice and say 'Balle aur Shaava'.
And on hearing that, you'll knock twice and say 'Shaava aur Balle'.
And then you'll open the door.
Do you get that? - Yes boss.
Boss, why did you hit me?
Why did you open the door?
Who else can come in three seconds, boss?
Big acts can happen in three seconds.
Boss, this mistake will never happen again. - Good.
"Thing, thing."
"Doing that same thing."
"King of the zing thing. Thing, thing."
"Doing that same thing."
"Doing that same thing." - Don't worry.
This area is safe.
Shop. Shop. Shop. Clothes shop.
Shop. Shop. Shop.
You're back?
Brother, I never left to come back. I have a shop here.
Suiting, shirting, panting, tieing, belting.
You will find anything you want at my shop.
Come on, let's go to your shop.
Brother, the shop isn't there. Its here.
This is a shop? - Yes. It is shop.
See. Panting. See. Shirting. See. Suiting.
What do you want? Readymade sarong.
Jumman, get a tight shitting sarong of 2.5 meters.
Brother will look like a prince when he wears it.
And he'll sit and play chess.
Brother, want any refreshments? No.
Okay. No problem. - You're mad.
Brother, many say so. But me. I don't agree.
Nonsense. Nonsense. - But brother, what does my shop lack?
I had opened it in the previous birth. I'm running it in this birth.
If you don't believe. Ask anyone..
..in the whole of Chandni Chowk.
This isn't Chandni Chowk. This is Cape town.
This is Chandni Chowk. - How?
Look over there. Chandni.
Look at this. Chalk.
Chandni Chalk.
He's right. - Yes.
No. And let me go.
Brother, have you lifted something from the shop?
Look, go home.
I need rest very badly.
Shop. Shop. Shop.
Clothes shop.
Shop. Shop. Shop.
He is crazy for sure.
Are you asking? Or saying.
He is a bad soul. Bad soul.
Shop. Shop. Shop. - Run.
Shop. Shop.
"Thing, thing."
Doing that same thing."
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"Thing, thing."
"Doing that same thing."
Oh no!
This is not my size.
Sir, that is what I was telling all along.
This is the kiddies section.
You get the kids clothes here.
Where do you get the clothes for adults?
Over here. - "Zing thing." - "Thing, thing."
"Doing that same thing." - These four suits.
All four of them, sir.
Four in one. Do you understand?
Completely, sir.
What a fool!
"Chatur Singh is coming."
"Someone is coming."
"He is coming."
Whamm, bamm, bamm.
Tony, Chatur Singh is here.
He is looking like an absolute cartoon.
He wants to follow you. Let him.
"Whamm, bamm, bamm."
"Boom, boom, bam." - Excuse me.
Yes ma'am. Can I get a taxi?
To go to Tantraton.
Vodafone. - Not Vodafone.
Tantraton.
"Don't lock horns with him. He won't spare you."
"You will be inviting trouble for yourself."
"So I sing, you sing, we all sing Chatur Singh."
He can hear the slightest of sounds.
Chatur Singh Two Star.
Excuse me.
I'm feeling a little lonely in this crowd.
Can I join you at your table? Please.
What are you saying?
What am I saying?
No. Please sit. - Thank you.
Why don't you also sit? After all, this is your table.
So, what's your name?
I'll have to create one. - What do you mean?
I mean, I'll have to tell you.
James. - James.
Nice name. And last name?
Armani. - Oh. Italian.
Well, you speak Hindi very well.
Actually, I'm half Indian and half Italian.
As in my uncle is Bhagnani.
Uncle is Taurani.
And I'm Armani.
Italian Sindhi, right?
Great. Interesting.
Can I ask about you? - Of course.
My name is Soniya. And I'm a killer.
I have been charged with murder..
..of India's famous minister Y.Y. Singh..
..which I never committed.
Of course. Go on. Go on.
You know. Y.Y. Singh was a very corrupt minister.
He had given diamonds worth 50 million..
..to notorious don of this place, Gullu Gulfam.
And Gullu Gulfam is the one who has murdered him.
I want to expose Gullu Gulfam.
And I'm looking for a very good detective for this.
I'm new to this city.
Do you know anyone?
Co-incidentally, I'm on a holiday.
Or I'm Germany's top most detective.
You mean Italy, right?
Yes. It's a neighbouring country.
Of course. My mistake. Sorry.
Well, you Italians are fond of just two things, right?
Good clothes.
Which you have worn from tea to toe.
And second. Good liquor.
So should we toast on our new partnership? You know.
Waiter. - With butter.
Tequila. Please. Drink.
Tradition. Custom.
Daughter-in-law-Vinci code.
Italian. Cheers.
Drink up.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. - All for you.
"You want to hear something we cannot."
"This one's a thing called Bango."
"Because it's straight from the heart."
"Select. Release."
"I'm so smitten by love."
"My heart is yours now." - "I like that."
"I like that."
"I'm so smitten by love."
"My heart is yours now."
"Oh God, give me any reward you feel like."
"I've dedicated my life to you."
"I will die. I will be ruined. I will get destroyed now."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"You are my honey."
"I want to be with you night and day." - "I like that."
"I like that."
"You are my honey."
"I want to be with you night and day."
"There is no one like you."
"I want to be with you every day."
"I also like lovers like you, baby."
"I've gone crazy in your love."
"What do I do now?"
"I will die. I will be ruined. I will get destroyed now."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"Pump it up. Pump it up."
"Go."
"Pump it up. Pump it up."
"Go."
"Seeing your style, I want to be your man, honey."
"Like that."
"Watching your style, I want to be your man, honey."
"Why is my heart going crazy for you?"
My baby. Baby, do you understand?
"Live it up. Live it up in love."
"I am crazy about you. What do I do now?"
"I will die. I will be ruined. I will get destroyed now."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"I'm so smitten by love."
"My heart is yours now."
"Oh God, give me any reward you feel like."
"I've dedicated my life to you."
"I will die. I will be ruined. I will get destroyed now."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
"I want to live with you, sweetheart."
"I want to die with you, sweetheart."
"I will love you, sweetheart."
Owning property is now like sitting on a gold mine.
You have been sleeping in my car the entire night, drunk.
Are you awake now? - Where am I?
Good morning.
Who are you? - You forgot so soon, Chatur Singh.
I am Lallan alias Lehri.
Taxi driver.
Not Chatur Singh. James Armani.
James Armani.
Surprising. It took me six months to become Lallan.
And you became Chela Ramani..
..from Chatur Singh in one day
James Armani.
How did I come here?
You were dead drunk and fell asleep in my taxi.
Why didn't you wake me up? - There were two reasons.
Firstly, it's wrong to wake up a sleeping person.
And secondly when the taxi's meter is running..
..then who minds.
Hello.
My 1000 Rand.
Take it tomorrow. - Meaning?
Put it in my account.
You don't have a dime in your pocket..
..and say that "Put it in my account".
Hello, Chatur Singh.
James Armani.
I don't get furious. It's okay.
Pappu, open the door.
Pappu, I know you..
..are standing on the other side of the door.
You won't listen this way.
Pappu.
'Balle and shava.' - Wrong, boss.
'Balle o shava.'
Shava balle, sir. Shava balle.
15 minutes ago when I was madly knocking on the door..
..you were standing behind the door. - Yes, boss.
And you were watching me from the keyhole. - Yes, boss.
And yet you didn't open the door. - No, boss.
And I landed in this predicament because of you.
But, boss. You didn't give me the code.
You break your own rules, boss.
Excuse me.
Boss, what about the mission?
Yes, on that note I remembered.
Note it, note it, note it.
3:15. I am completely assured that Soniya is innocent.
The real murderer is someone else.
And Soniya.. has madly fallen for me.
No, boss, Soniya is the murderer.
Soniya is not the murderer.
I.. - Sandwich.
Diamonds. I need the diamonds.
"Chatur Singh."
"Chatur Singh. Chatur Singh."
Morning, Soniya. - Good morning.
So how am I looking? - Terrible.
I mean terrific. - By the way.. yesterday..
You were just fantastic yesterday.
You were rock steady even after drinking so much.
Like a true Italian.
Normally we drink that much alcohol for breakfast in Italy.
So its breakfast time now.
Shall I order it? - No, no.
Bread butter will do. - I see.
Soniya, you didn't ask why I have worn this suit.
Why did you wear it?
This is no ordinary suit, Soniya.
A great detective Colonel Shaki had worn this suit.
Look.
When someone looks at me from this side..
..I will look like a different man.
Different from this side. - Wow!
Different from this side.
And if he looks at me from behind..
..then I will be practically invisible. - Very smart.
But shall we go now? - Go where?
Mission. Gullu Gulfam.
Mission Gullu Gulfam.
Soniya, I will certainly solve this case.
This is Chatur Singh's promise. - James Armani?
I didn't say Chatur Singh, I swear.
Sorry, my mistake.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Wait. Who do you want to meet? - Why should I tell you?
Go back everyone. - In that case.
We want to see Gullu Gulfam.
Gullu Gulfam's time is over.
We have a new don now.
Don Chungwaa.
Chungwaa? Is he a dog? - Lets see.
Merriment.
Only merriment.
Boss, the party is here to see you.
Murder. Rape. Drugs. Ipod, DVD piracy.
You will get everything at Chungwaa's.
What is your name and the job? - Me, Chatur Singh Two Star.
James Armani. - I swear I didn't say it.
My fault as usual.
James Armani, Italian.
Are you Chinese? - No, no, I am a Punjabi..
..but my heart is Chinese.
Actually 15 years ago when India and Pakistan..
..were playing their cricket match finals..
..I had a heart attack while watching the match.
My budget was only Rs.7,000 for a new heart.
In the entire world one could get a heart for 7,000 only in China.
That's why I got a heart from there.
Made in China.
Tell me your job.
I want to meet your boss Gullu Gulfam.
Don't even utter his name.
He's a rascal, scoundrel, dog.
For ten years I worked under that rascal as his right-hand.
The scoundrel didn't tell me where he stashed the wealth.
And suddenly one day he met with an accident.
He lost his memory.
We were reduced to rags.
Then I gathered every Rand.
I built this empire again gathering every Rand.
Are you ashamed of doing such a thing? - No.
Not that.
South Africa's currency is called Rand. Rand.
Tell me your job.
I will only tell Gullu Gulfam.
Seems like they have an old relation with him.
Are they here for the diamonds as well?
I won't spare you? - Hands up.
That's a cigarette packet.
Lower it.
Stop.
Look there.
'Shop, shop, shop, shop.'
'Cloth shop.'
'Shop, shop, shop, shop.'
He's that madman.
Shop, taxi.
But what will we do with this Chungwaa?
Leave him to his state.
He will die himself.
Didn't you hear?
His heart is made in China.
Boss, why did you let them go?
I let them go intentionally.
So that I can understand their plan.
Jack. - Yes.
Keep an eye on him and Gullu Gulfam. - Yes, boss.
Inform me as soon as they do something. - Yes, boss.
The capsicum is really big.
How much did you pay for it? - Rs.20 for one.
Rs.20 for one. It costs only 12 in Nashik.
Where are you going? - To return it.
Why? - Buy it from Nashik.
Are you crazy? Keep it. Fine.
Your phone is ringing. - It's yours, sir.
Hello, Sinha. - Rajkumar Sinha, here. Who is this?
You are missing from your office today again.
No, sir, I just arrived at the market half an hour ago. Who is this?
Seems like you sell stuff on the street in free time.
No, sir, I just came here for some shopping.
Who is this?
Come to the office tomorrow at 9 o'clock sharp.
Of course I will.
By the way who is this?
Pappu Panther.
You rascal, I will kill you like a dog.
How dare you call me Sinha?
If your name is Sinha then why would I call you Bachchan?
Who is Bachchan? - Abhishek Bachchan, sir.
Abhishek. Okay, Abhishek.
Boss has run out of money.
Transfer 5,000 dollars to his account by tomorrow morning.
I did last week.
It was all spent in travelling around South Africa.
In dancing, singing.
I will shoot that Chatur Singh, hang him..
..and inject him with poison.
Sinha, don't talk nonsense about boss.
And don't you..
The money should be transferred by tomorrow morning.
"The money should be transferred.."
Who do you think who am I? - Salesman.
Salesman. I am not.. - Sir.
Sir, your laughter tablets.
Yes, I am a salesman.
Kulkarni, we are going to South Africa.
South Africa, sir. - Yes, South Africa.
Okay, okay, okay..
220140. Control yourself, sir.
My, God. Then I should have been in coma.
I won't spare this Chatur Singh.
Sir, what enmity do you have with me?
Why, what happened?
Sir, we reached Cape Town after a 11 hour flight.
And for the past 2 12 hours..
..you are making me walk in this freezing weather.
Kulkarni.. - I don't want to walk anymore, sir.
Kulkarni, walking is good for health.
Why don't you understand that?
Sir, why are we here? - To catch Chatur Singh.
If we continue at this speed then..
..we won't be able to catch him in the next 2 12 years, sir.
Oh my, God.
I will retire in 2 12 years.
Okay, okay.
Call a cab. Call a cab.
Why did you alight from the car?
And why.. why are you staring at us?
Are you Indian? - Yes, you look like an Indian as well.
Greet us affectionately, we are Indians.
To hell with greeting affectionately..
..my heart's on fire. - What?
My heart's on fire.
Heart's on fire. - Heart's on fire.
Now first I will collect the fare..
..and then take you to your destination, that's all.
"Collect the fare first".
Does sir look like a thief or a con?
Even he didn't look like a con as well.
Who are you talking about?
That rascal, scoundrel, insolent, stupid Chatur Singh.
Two Star? - You know him?
I am here to catch him.
What did he do? - What did he do?
He was drunk, roaming around with girls..
..didn't pay my 1000 Rand.
And even changed his name. James Armani. - What?
James Armani. - James Armani.
James Armani. I will shoot him, hang him
..and inject him with poison.
Sir, BP. Control yourself.
To hell with BP..
Take me to James Armani.
Sir, Chatur Singh. - Take me to Chatur Singh.
Come on, come on.
How will we find him in this huge Cape Town?
I can understand your pain, Soniya.
You can place your head on my shoulder and cry.
But I don't feel like crying.
Then you can take a nap.
But I am not sleepy either.
Why convey your feelings so complicatedly, Chatur Singh?
I mean, James Armani. - This time it's your mistake.
My mistake, sorry.
Gullu. - Gulfam.
Gullu. Gulfam.
Don't worry, Soniya.
I am right behind you.
Passengers travelling by Panthankot express 2050..
..that they should jump from platform no.3..
..and flee to platform no.1.
He is crazy.
All the passengers think similarly about me.
But wonder why I don't believe it.
Sweetu.
Quickly board the Pathankot train.
Otherwise you will miss it.
This isn't Pathankot but Cape Town.
This is Pathankot. - How?
Look, Pathan.
Here's the coat.
Pathankot. - He is right.
He is wrong.
Look, everyday he is in a different mood.
Today he is in a mood to be a train.
Stop arguing and board the train..
..otherwise he will keep annoying us the entire day.
Sweetu, stop talking with brother.
The train is ready to leave.
He is calling you 'brother'. - No problem.
For the sake of the mission I am ready to be a father.
Passenger, you were here to drop someone..
..why did you board it? That's fine.
That makes another passenger.
Did you buy the ticket? - Yes.
Charlie, Gullu Gulfam has been kidnapped.
What were you doing..
..when Gullu Gulfam was being kidnapped?
Boss, you asked me only to keep an eye.
And I kept an eye and now I am telling you.
Why didn't you kidnap him?
Boss, he kidnapped him.
He kidnapped him. - Who?
He did. He kidnapped him.
Am I disturbing you? - Quiet!
And what were you doing behind me?
Does this look like a cheap hotel?
You come and go, come and go, come and go.
And why do you take me so lightly?
I am the don here.
Who am I? - Don!
Don! Don! Don! - Don!
See, even these people call me Don.
And I am a detective, sir? - Yes.
Shall we get to the point?
You and I both are waiting for Gullu Gulfam's memory to return.
You are after the diamonds as well, aren't you?
As soon as we find the diamonds, we will divide it 50-50.
You can make one necklace and I will make one. - No.
I get the necklace and you get the ring. 80-20.
Done.
Gullu Gulfam lost his memory in this bungalow.
And he will regain it in this bungalow.
I need this bungalow for this mission.
Merriment.
Only merriment.
"Jump up. Jump up."
"Go."
"The journey begins from Chandni Chowk."
"Look, Gullu Gulfam's Ferrari has set out."
"Look, who is paying the price for whose mistake."
"Look, he has set out grandly."
"Watch. One better than.."
"One better than.."
"One better than the other."
"Watch the fun."
"Watch, watch, watch my bike."
"You can run but you can't hide."
"What's the secret you decide?"
"It's the search for the diamonds."
"Tell me, tell me who is it? Where is he a don of?"
"There is just one thing on his mind. Don't say a thing."
"Ice diamonds bling, bling. Got to have it just can't stop."
Money money ching ching". "Got to have it just can't stop."
"Man you better talk, talk. You mind's in a lock, lock."
"Say it quickly, time slips-by tick-tock."
"Where's the extortion?"
"Whose contract?"
"He is completely prepared today."
"Everyone knows who he is."
"It's his repute."
"It's his fame."
"Everyone salutes you, watch."
"Gullu. Gullu. Gullu."
"Everyone salutes you, watch."
"Gullu Gulfam is famous everywhere."
"One better than.."
"One better than the other."
"Watch the fun."
"Don't stop, get it, get it. Get a little with it."
"Give me, give me, think think"
"Where is it?"
"Where have you hidden it?"
"Who have you told about it?"
"Where have you hid the diamonds?"
"It often dangled proudly around your neck."
"You once owned the 'Kohinoor."
'Think harder, rack your brains."
"Gullu. Gullu. Gullu."
'Think harder, rack your brains."
"Tell us where the diamond is."
"One better than.."
"One better than the other."
"Watch the fun."
Chatur Singh, the police has surrounded you.
I have witnessed your actions since morning.
Shame on you.
You dare talk to me in the commissioner's voice.
Chatur Singh, he's the commissioner.
You dare talk in the commissioner's sycophant's voice.
You fool, he's the commissioner in disguise.
You dare talk to me in that poor taxi driver's voice.
Who me? - Or me? Did you recognise me?
What the..
Sir. Chatur Singh Two Star reporting, sir.
How dare you slap commissioner Rajkumar Sinha?
Sir. Are you here on a holiday?
Shut up, don't talk nonsense.
I know you have been having a ball, singing around..
..for the past many days.
Tomorrow we have to go back with Soniya.
Sir, we just need two days to complete the mission impossible.
Give me two days time, sir.
Will I roam around in this get up for two days?
Sir, I have thought of a great character for you.
Really? What do I have to be?
Doctor, engineer, journalist.
Sir, doctor will be good. - Doctor.
Only merriment.
Who is he? - He is world famous doctor.
Doctor Jhatka. - Doctor Jhatka.
Oh, my.
Where is the patient that needs treatment?
How will you treat him?
You don't have a bag. Nor any medicine.
Nor any injection in your pocket.
Tell him that our style of treatment is different.
No Homeopathy, no Allopathy. Only 'Thokopathy' (bashing).
What is this?
Sweetu, who are these new characters?
Gullu, he's the doctor.
He is here to treat you? - Am I crazy?
Yes, you are crazy.
Okay, no problem.
Doctor, many say this.
But actually I don't believe it.
It is acute case of patient biting..
..but not accepting the situation according to the..
..Indian law, the situation is very tense.
You might have seen in Indian films that normally..
..the point where the patient has suffered injury..
..due to which he loses his memory..
..he regains his memory if you hit on the same point.
Meaning. - Meaning, start bashing him.
Come on. - Just a minute.
One last chance.
What are small, round things?
Diamonds or grams?
Calling me, okay.
Grams. - Bash him.
What are you doing?
Why are you beating me?
Beat him.
What are you doing?
Beat him.
Stop.
Hey, where are the diamonds?
Where are the diamonds?
He doesn't say where the diamonds are.
What did you do?
You killed the person who knew about the diamonds.
Gullu is dead.
What about Soniya now?
How will I prove myself innocent now?
Chungwaa.
Who woke me up?
Who are they?
Throw them out.
The scoundrel has regained his memory.
Hey you. Enough of your charade.
Tell us where are the diamonds?
'I have regained my memory..'
'..but these diamonds will get me killed.'
'If you want to save your life and the diamonds..
..then Gullu Gulfam, say goodbye to your memory.'
'Bye. Bye.'
Heera.
Heera. Heera is in Punjab.
How did Heera (diamonds) reach Punjab?
No, he was born in Punjab.
He ate butter in Punjab.
He ate clarified-butter in Punjab.
He lives in Punjab. Heera, my uncle.
Heera Kartar Singh.
Call my uncle.
Uncle Heera.. - Wait.
Why are you beating the poor man?
But our diamond partnership?
To hell with those cheap diamonds worth 50 billion.
Get a little emotional. - Fine.
Even my Chinese heart has melted.
When destiny's against you what can one do.
I..I will go cry.
Touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy. - I know.
Put the car in gear.
Press the accelerator.
Take it on the highway.
Small, round. Are not grams.
Are diamonds.
Diamonds.
This isn't cherry but Chatur.
I can hear the softest murmur.
Chatur Singh. Two Star.
Who is it?
It's me. Me.
Who? - Pappu Panther.
A lion is scared of a chimpanzee.
I am not a lion but stupid. - Stupid.
Half lion, half fool.
The fool was scared, not the lion.
It's me.
Thank God. - By the way, Armani.
Your idea of this get up, top class.
Soniya. No one would have thought..
..of such a get up in a thousand years.
Gullu Gulfam has regained his memory.
I will solve this case.
I will return diamonds worth millions to the department.
And I will get myself promoted.
Just yourself. Then go on the mission alone.
If I get promoted then you will get promoted automatically.
We are on the same team working together.
And in the past.. past 1000 years..
..have you seen anyone take such a get up?
Merriment.
Only merriment. - Boss, you?
No one would have donned such a get up in a thousand years.
Boss, are we leaving the underworld..
..and joining a circus?
You made me a dog, and you are roaming around as a gorilla.
Shut up.
I want the diamonds. Diamonds.
Merriment. Only merriment.
No one in a thousands years..
..would have thought of this elephant get up.
You are genius, Gullu Gulfam.
Boss, elephant.
Diamonds. Only diamonds.
Diamonds.
Small, round. These are not grams.
Are diamonds.
Gullu Gulfam's diamonds.
Attack.
Get it.
My diamonds.
"Chatur Singh."
Get it. - Take the diamonds.
Move back.
Hello, sir. Something is wrong here.
Send the force immediately.
I got it. I got it.
I am don. Gorilla don.
Give me the diamonds.
Gullu Gulfam's diamonds. - Armani.
Come on, boss. I got the diamonds.
Get it.
Who is he? - Give it to me.
Here. - He is running with the diamonds.
I have the diamonds now. - Catch him. Catch him. He has the diamonds.
Hello. - Hello.
Sinha, why are you running like a railway engine?
Sir, I am on a mission.
Who is this? - Then why did you stop?
Is there a signal? - Who is speaking?
He took the diamonds.
Where is he?
Boss. - Come on, Armani. Come on.
Come quickly.
Catch.
My diamonds.
Boss, she is fleeing with the diamonds.
Armani, catch.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Pappu.
Kulkarni. Come on, pass it on.
Here, catch. - Where is it gone?
Sixer.
Where is it stuck?
Hello, Sinha. - Speaking.
Where are you?
I am soaring through the air for a promotion.
Sinha, did you get demoted? - Who is it?
Pappu Panther.
Stop.
Catch him.
Hello. - Hello, Sinha.
Rajkumar Sinha. Who is this?
Roaming around in the garden dressed as a rabbit for a carrot.
I am here on a mission.
By the way who is speaking? - Pappu Panther.
Pappu Panther.
How dare you call me Sinha?
If I don't call you Sinha will I call you Bachchan?
That's also true. - Yes.
If you don't call me Sinha then..
Pappu.
Where am I stuck?
I want the diamonds. The diamonds.
That's mine.
Gorilla don.
Armani, catch.
Yes, well done.
Why did you throw the diamonds? The diamonds.
Hey, Armani. Where are the diamonds? - Which diamonds?
You were standing right here, I threw it to you.
Try to remember.
Who is the other one?
"Yeah."
My diamonds. - Boss.
Pappu Panther reporting, sir.
Diamonds. - Wait!
First take off your mask.
You.
Savitri, you?
That means Charlie.. - Yes.
I killed my husband Y.Y. Singh.
And I used you for this job.
Actually it was an easy death for that lowly man.
My father made that pitiable insurance agent a king.
And he killed my father.
He seized the entire property.
That is why I killed him.
Madam, we are all really sad to hear your story.
But regrettably according to the law you are a criminal..
..so, Kulkarni. - Sir.
Arrest her. - Sir.
Madam, please.
Come.
Chatur Singh. - Yes.
Give me the diamonds. - Why, sir?
Because I am senior..
..and I will keep those small diamonds intact.
Pappu. - Yes, boss.
Note it.
12th October, 12:40 in the afternoon.
The diamonds which Chatur Singh is holding..
..won't turn it over to the commissioner.
What are you saying?
And I will hand it over to the D.G.P. - Yes, boss.
Kulkarni. - Waiting, sir.
James Irani. - I swear I didn't say it.
Naturally my fault. - Correct.
But at least admit it now, Chatur Singh.
Taxi. Taxi.
Accident.
Taxi. - Gullu.
Taxi, shop, train.
Now for Mumbai..
Kulkarni. - Sir.
The BP is normal though I didn't get the diamonds.
Sir, did you take a laughter pill. - No, I don't need it.
You need it, sir.
You will need after the news I brought for you.
I have been promoted. - No, sir.
Any more guesses?
Something to do with Chatur Singh? - Yes, sir.
What about him?
Chatur Singh no longer Two star.
Has he committed suicide? - No, sir.
Chatur Singh Two Star has now become..
..Chatur Singh Three Star
Sir. Sir, control.
I cannot control it.
I cannot laugh either.
Sir, calm down please.
"Chatur Singh.."
Boss, what are we doing in this shop? - Fool.
New mission, new getup.
Chatur Singh.. Three Star.
"Chatur Singh."
"What if the rooster lays an egg?"
"I am the one who thinks like that."
"Rooster laying an egg."
"Have you ever seen that?"
"What if the rooster lays an egg?"
"I am the one who thinks like that."
"I have my own free will."
"I can do whatever I want."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing."
"I am Chatur Singh.. Two Star."
"Chatur Singh.. Two Star."
"I am Chatur Singh.. Two Star."
"I am Chatur Singh."
"Singh. Singh. Singh. Singh."
"I am Chatur Singh.. Two Star."
"I am Chatur Singh."
"Singh. Singh. Singh. Singh."
"I have checked the entire area."
"This area is completely secure."
"No problem."
"As long as I am here no one can come here."
"What is this?"
"Don't be scared."
"It's a hen."
"I thought it might be a hawk."
"But, no."
"The rooster will lay an egg."
"Superman is my student."
"We have played hide-n-seek together."
"Yesterday Spiderman had said."
"This is Chatur Singh's area."
"The fool will take the cake."
"The dumb will sing in his mind."
"The river flows backwards."
"So let it flow if it does."
"He is the king with the zing thing."
"Not a puppet on a swing thing." - Nice mannequin.
"I am Chatur Singh.. Two Star."
"I am Chatur Singh.. Two Star." - Boss. Boss.
Boss, what happened?
Fool. Did you see?
He didn't recognize us?
"Chatur Singh.. two star."
I am so fortunate. - No, no.
"Chatur Singh."